- Farts have been clocked at a speed of 10 feet per second (7 mph).
- 51% Of People Think Stormy Weather Affects Cloud Computing.
- A "butt" was a Medieval unit of measure for wine.
- 7% of religious Americans pray to God about finding a good parking spot.
- If you have a pizza with radius Z and thickness A, its volume is =
- is the fear of long words.
- In Spanish, the word "esposas" means both "wives" and "handcuffs."
- Every human being starts out as an asshole: it's the first part of the body to form in the womb.
- the "sport" of naked night-running.
- In 2011, a woman
- bought a "non-visible"
- piece of art
- for $10,000.
- On her 120th birthday, the oldest person ever recorded said: "I only have one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it."
- Ronaldinho's deal with Coca-Cola ended after he was caught sipping a Pepsi in a news conference.
- svangerskabsforebyggende middel
- is a Danish word for "condom."
- Mexican General Santa Anna had an elaborate state funeral for his amputated leg.
- A Cleveland Browns fan requested six Cleveland Browns pallbearers at his funeral so "the Browns could let him down one last time".
- 55% of Americans think they are smarter than the average American.
- The more features your phone has, the longer you spend in the toilet.
- In Dorset, Minnesota, a 3-year-old boy was elected as mayor .
- In Greek mythology,
it was believed that redheads
- turn into vampires when they die.
- 1 in 10 Americans thinks HTML --the language of web pages-- is a sexually transmitted disease.
- There's a "DUMB Starbucks" where every product has the word "dumb" in front of it.
- The scientific name for the Western lowland gorilla is Gorilla gorilla gorilla.
- The average speed of Heinz Ketchup squirt is .028 MPH.
- 35% of American workers said they would forgo a pay raise in exchange for having their boss fired.
- In the U.S., there's an official
Rock Paper Scissors League.
- Shakira was rejected from the school choir because the teacher thought she sounded like a goat.
- The word pencil comes from a Latin word meaning "small penis."
- In ancient Greek, the word "idiot" meant anyone who wasn't a politician.
- West Side Story was originally called East Side Story.
- The word "school" comes from the ancient Greek for "free time."
- The CIA
- reads up to
- tweets a day.
- Most people can't distinguish expensive wines from inexpensive ones, a study proved.
- and "Even"
- are popular names
- A group of crows is called a "murder".
- The area where military personnel socializes and eat is called a "mess".
- A man named Moondyne Joe escaped prison so many times, that police built a special cell for him, from which he escaped as well.
- Benjamin Franklin wrote "Fart Proudly", a scientific essay about farts.
- The most overdue library book was returned 288 years late.
- Viruses can get viruses.
- The Hundred Years' War lasted for 116 years.
- The only member of the band "ZZ Top" without a beard is Frank Beard.
- There is a French company that you can hire to kidnap you. They charge US$1600.
- Over 80,000 people graduated from McDonald's Hamburger University with a bachelor's degree in hamburgerology.
- 123 - 45 - 67 + 89 = 100.
- 123 + 4 - 5 + 67 - 89 = 100.
- 123 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 + 8 - 9 = 100.
- 1 + 23 - 4 + 5 + 6 + 78 - 9 = 100.
- Wal-Mart has a lower acceptance rate (2.6%) than Harvard University (8.9%).
- Cows moo in accents specific to their region, just like humans.
- In Oklahoma, it's illegal to take a bite out of another person's hamburger.
- Playing in a marching band is considered to be a moderate exercise.
- Surgeons who grew up playing video games make 37% fewer mistakes.
- Potatoes have more chromosomes than humans.
- In Alabama, it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle.
- Papaphobia is the fear of the Pope.
- You swallow a litre (4.2 cups) of snot every day.
- The word "Yo" was first used
- in the 15th century.
- Charlie Sheen once bought 2,600 seats at a baseball game so he could catch a home run ball.
- Applying hemorrhoid cream to your chest and waist can make you look more muscular.
- The last words of Henry Royce, co-founder of Rolls-Royce, were actually: "I wish I'd spent more time in the office."
- The word "Gaga" in Filipino refers to a stupid and idiotic girl.
- The word "bride" comes from an old proto-germanic word meaning "to cook".
- Jim Carrey used to send funny letters to rapper Tupac Shakur when he was in prison.
- There are at least 97 people called "LOL" in the U.S.
- Leo Fender, inventor of the Telecaster and Stratocaster, could not play guitar.
is the fear of being without your mobile phone or losing your signal.
is the official name of a village in Wales.
- The band Blink-182 incorporated under the name "Poo Poo Butt, LLC." because of how funny it would be to have their accountants, managers and attorneys having to say that over the phone every day.
- Research conducted on comedians and funny people have shown they are usually more depressed than average.
- A physicist made his cat the co-author of his scientific paper to avoid replacing "we" with "I" throughout his paper.
- After Michael Jordan scored a game-high 69 points, teammate Stacey King quipped "I'll always remember this as the night that Michael Jordan and I combined to score 70 points."
- Leonardo Da Vinci was a prankster: he would put fake wings and horns on lizards to scare people in the Vatican.
- Barry Manilow didn't write his song called "I write the songs".
- A fake prehistoric rock art of a caveman with a shopping trolley was hung on the walls of the British Museum by art prankster Banksy in 2005. Days went by before anyone noticed it.
- Bananas have more trade regulations than AK-47s.
- The last movie rented from Blockbuster before it closed its doors nationwide was ironically called "This is the End."
- Stephen Hawking's son once added swear words to his dad's voice synthesizer as a prank.
- Two zebras died of hunger in a zoo in Palestine and were replaced with donkeys painted with black and white stripes.
- You can play "Sweet Child O' Mine" on your phone by dialing 185405*5 185405*5 285405*5 285405*5 485405*5 485405*5 185405*5 185405 *5 885405*5 775405*5.
- Classic ethics books are twice as likely to be stolen in the U.S. than other philosophy books, a study found.
- Jack Daniel's Last Words were "One last drink, please."
- The word "OK" originated in 1839 when a newspaper used it as a funny abbreviation of "oll korrect."
- "F*ck your ancestors to the 18th generation" is a Chinese insult, due to the high respect for one's ancestors.
- Shia LaBeouf's name literally translates into "Thank God for Beef."
- Actor Daniel Radcliffe once wore the same outfit for 6 months to make paparazzi angry.
- In 2011, a man crashed his motorcycle and died because he wasn't wearing a helmet during a protest ride against mandatory helmet laws.
- President Banana, first president of Zimbabwe, passed a law forbidding citizens from making jokes about his name.
- The parody national anthem of Kazakhstan from the movie "Borat" was accidentally downloaded and played in 2012 for a Kazakh gold medalist.
- U.S. President Lyndon Johnson had an amphibious car and would scare guests by driving into a lake while while shouting about malfunctioning brakes.
- In 2015, a Canadian man was arrested after tying more than 100 balloons to a garden chair and flying over the city of Calgary.
- The eternal flame at Bullhead City, Arizona, only lasted until city officials received a US$961 gas bill. It has been relighted after complaints by veterans groups.
- ‘Bitch the pot' was 19th-century slang for ‘pour the tea'.
- "Pee Cola" is a popular soft drink in Ghana.
- When illusionist David Copperfield and his assistants were held up at gunpoint in 2006, he used sleight of hand to conceal his possessions from the robber.
- In 1984, a boy wrote a letter to Ronald Reagan asking for federal funds to clean his bedroom after his mother called it a "disaster area."
- Scientists have nicknamed a caterpillar the ‘Trumpapillar'. Its venomous barbed hairs cause irritation and pain.
- Most drivers think they are a better-than-average driver.
- In 2002, Microsoft had to rename the "Critical Update Notification Tool" in order to avoid the unfortunate acronym, "CUNT".
- The town of "Sexmoan", in the Philippines, changed its name in 1991 to "Sasmuan" because its sexual connotation.
- The band Bloodhound Gang recorded a track called "The Ten Coolest Things About New Jersey". The "song" consists of ten seconds of silence.
- In 2004, Los Angeles planted a pine tree in memory of Beatle, George Harrison. Ten years later, it died of a beetle infestation.